The Big Can't Sing List (2024)

B

buzzard bass

Terminated
  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #101

At least Shatner wasn't trying to be serious.

B

buzzard bass

Terminated
  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #102

And most of your posts are cool stuff Bro.

M

moresound

Loud Sun Studios
  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #103

Thanks everyone contributing has great thoughts on this thread
You got any more like J bros.?

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Supercreep

Lizard People
  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #104

Frank Sinatra was awesome, are you kidding?

Supercreep

Lizard People
  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #105

jetglo said:

If you reckon Hetfield, Corgan and Cobain can't sing, have a bash at singing some of their songs better than they have, it should be easy, right?

With the exception of Cobain's ability to summon the gravel, yes.

  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #106

I hate roughly 99% of singers for various reasons. Mostly because they are tasteless. Take Robert Plant for example, he says some of the dumbest sh*t ever. Sometimes he doesn't even have words he just shrieks and yells baby baby and asks people to squeeze his lemon -whatever the f*ck that means.

I also hate the guy from Iron Maiden.

S

StevenJacksonMu

New member
  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #107

Debby Boone 'You Light Up My Life' the song is bloody horrid ..and she annoys the hell out of me...
Rupert Holmes...'Pina Colada' absolute sh*t...both song and singer.....
Randy Newman...Short people...Toy Story...Disney stuff....it all sounds the same and his voice is still sh*t....

Supercreep

Lizard People
  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #108

StevenJacksonMu said:

Debby Boone 'You Light Up My Life' the song is bloody horrid ..and she annoys the hell out of me...
Rupert Holmes...'Pina Colada' absolute sh*t...both song and singer.....
Randy Newman...Short people...Toy Story...Disney stuff....it all sounds the same and his voice is still sh*t....

Randy Newman is an amazing songwriter. Wow.

I suppose you prefer Disturbed or some such garbage.

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StevenJacksonMu

New member
  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #109

Supercreep said:

Randy Newman is an amazing songwriter. Wow.

I suppose you prefer Disturbed or some such garbage.

No can't stand either actually.
Randy Newman just isn't a very good singer (which is what this thread is all about) plus everything he writes sounds the same.
'You've got a friend in me' sounds like everything he does for Disney, you've heard one you've head 'em all.
But hey that's just my opinion right !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHpNopNDvI

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stevieb

Just another guy, really.
  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #110

ibleedburgundy said:

...Take Robert Plant for example, he says some of the dumbest sh*t ever. Sometimes he doesn't even have words he just shrieks and yells baby baby and asks people to squeeze his lemon -whatever the f*ck that means...

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Villain S Deeds

Member
  • Dec 1, 2010
  • #111

ibleedburgundy said:

I hate roughly 99% of singers for various reasons. Mostly because they are tasteless. Take Robert Plant for example, he says some of the dumbest sh*t ever. Sometimes he doesn't even have words he just shrieks and yells baby baby and asks people to squeeze his lemon -whatever the f*ck that means.

Usually he was singing about puss*, but sometimes cocaine.

B

buzzard bass

Terminated
  • Dec 2, 2010
  • #112

moresound said:

Thanks everyone contributing has great thoughts on this thread
You got any more like J bros.?

The Big Can't Sing List (12)

Actually no, found that one by accident a while back. I wanted to re-watch the vid for Take on Me, revolutionary, and the J Bro's thing was in the sidebar. I had to check it out. It is classic in being so bad. It really should be listed as a fail video.

grimtraveller

If only for a moment.....
  • Dec 2, 2010
  • #114

ibleedburgundy said:

I hate roughly 99% of singers for various reasons.

You wouldn't be a misanthrope by any chance would you ? I've never met a real one before ! Not even in cyberspace !! The Big Can't Sing List (14)

ibleedburgundy said:

Take Robert Plant for example, he says some of the dumbest sh*t ever. Sometimes he doesn't even have words he just shrieks and yells baby baby and asks people to squeeze his lemon

He said that in 1969 ! Just after Woodstock and the moon landing ! The Big Can't Sing List (15)

ibleedburgundy said:

Take Robert Plant for example, he says some of the dumbest sh*t ever. Sometimes he doesn't even have words he just shrieks and yells baby baby and asks people to squeeze his lemon -whatever the f*ck that means

If some old hobo squeezed your lemon, you'd find out quick enough what it means ! The Big Can't Sing List (16)

ibleedburgundy said:

I also hate the guy from Iron Maiden.

Yeah, sh*tty cellist, wasn't he ? The Big Can't Sing List (17)

diggy_dude

Now 169% diggier!
  • Dec 2, 2010
  • #115

Kris Kristofferson

Nakatira

That Norwegian Bastard
  • Dec 2, 2010
  • #116

Otis Redding

matttheaxe

New member
  • Dec 2, 2010
  • #117

Did I mention Lou Reed???

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moresound

Loud Sun Studios
  • Dec 2, 2010
  • #118

J

JB's Studio

New member
  • Dec 7, 2010
  • #119

Since someone mentioned her in a previous post.....

Telosbe

New member
  • Dec 7, 2010
  • #120

Duffy some like her but I ain't one of them

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The Big Can't Sing List (2024)

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Florence Foster Jenkins (born Narcissa Florence Foster; July 19, 1868 – November 26, 1944) was an American socialite and amateur soprano who became known, and mocked, for her flamboyant performance costumes and notably poor singing ability. Stephen Pile ranked her "the world's worst opera singer ...

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ARETHA FRANKLIN. Many would put this woman at the top of any numbered list as the best female vocalist and they'd have good reason. The “Queen of Soul' Aretha Franklin was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Her family moved to New York when she was two years old, then permanently to Detroit, Michigan, when she was five.

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